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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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