I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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