His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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