You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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