Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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