Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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