dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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