His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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