dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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