Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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