Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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