like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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