STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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