just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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