I love black thongs
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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