this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
