He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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