the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize