i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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