YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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