I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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