just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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