She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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