sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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