i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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