We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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