then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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