Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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