Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Bring me that man meat
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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