He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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