Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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