Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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