WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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