did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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