True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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