Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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