Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Who died my cat blue again?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
