i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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