i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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