Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Your cock deserves a montage
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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