The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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