Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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