; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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