Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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