i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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