I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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