I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish I could punch you in the face.
love makes seman taste better
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
