White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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