I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
