This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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