And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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