And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have fence marks all over my body
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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