Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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