Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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